Ratchet Hair Violation #30

12 Feb



Welcome back to Worlds Most Ratchet Males. Today we are introduced to glitter addict Bro-Linda. He has been on the Ratchets Most Wanted list for a very long time. He was taken into question today and will have his court hearing today. “All rise for Judge Booty.”  Okay so Bro-Linda she decided to come outside with pink cotton balls made from the wool of sheep, on your eyes. Then you made it on the most ratchet list for creating what seems to be waterfall of pink follicles. Well Mr a-tornado-came-into-my-room-and-did-my-hair-today i recommended you seeking medical help because something must be wrong with your pupils because bitch you blind. Case dismissed with his pink Niagara falls looking ass.

Innocent or Guilty?:  Guilty! What a waste of pink dye!

Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to counting the pennies on the street and working at Niagara falls to repair the image damage he did just being compare to such a place.


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