Ratchet Hair Violation #31

13 Feb



As the investigation continues to find Elmo. Breaking news Elmo has been found. She was taking a stroll in the park when he was approached by a woman who look like a professor. She talked Elmo into having dinner with her that night. Elmo thought she was rather cute so he agreed. Once Elmo arrived at her house she grabbed him and tied him to a chair. “your going to make the best weave” she said to Elmo. Elmo screamed for his life but it was too late. Elmo now rest at top this woman head. My question is who gave her the idea that this is acceptable? The day that stuff toys become the latest accessory is the day ratchetness is no more. All i have to say is those who live on Sesame Street watch your back, you might be next.

Innocent or Guilty?:  Guilty! LEAVE ELMO ALONE!!!

Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to being bald for 5 years and not being able to wear weave or wigs ever.


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