Ratchet Hair Violation #36

14 Feb



Who spilled orange juice on this mans head multiple times. Bullying isn’t something I promote, so whoever is attacking this man with orange juice needs to stop. This has clearly turned to the fire as his inspiration. “oogataka, oogatak, oogatak” is his chant as he embraces the flames. One night the fire jumped into his beard and told him how to make money. He became right and had 5 wives, each left him because of how ratchet he looked, after they took some money of course. The moral of the story is to keep the fire on the stove or in the woods, it doesn’t belong on your FACE!

Innocent or Guilty?:  Innocent! He was partially blinded by the orange juice incidents!

Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to creating a foundation to help young men to look like young men and ragged dirt.


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