Ratchet Hair Violation #40

17 Feb

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Welcome back to Cooking with Ratchets. Today we are making mud-pie brownies. 1st you will need 2 cups of sugar, 5 cups of mud, 1 teaspoon of shit, and 1 bag of brownie mix. Okay now its time to mix everything together, it should look like a big blob of mud in a bowl. “oh no someones in the house.” A crusty crab like figures turned off the lights and stole the mud-pie mix. *News Music* Our top story today local woman Latisa Shushniruii has been handcuffed for stealing a famous mud-pie mix. It seems Ms Shushniruii had put the mix in her head to create weave that will be as stiff as a rock and never come undone. Genius? or Madwoman? Whatever the cast may be Latisa Shushniruii ill be speeding time is a hold cell not just for stealing but for looking like she killed the squirrel in her backyard and made curls in her hair.

Innocent or Guilty?:  Guilty! She a Squirrel Killer!

Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to working for a pillow factory where she can beat the stuffing out of more appropriate things.

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