Ratchet Hair Violation #49

20 Feb


Lord have mercy I feel like i have seen the whole Disney world on this girls head. Tell me why she looks like she made her own roller coaster ride. Shes wearing earring that are only acceptable at Caribana and girl its winter, so cut that shit out. Whoever is driving this girl needs to stop and throw her out the car because she is starting to look like the confetti you throw away after its one time use. I can hear her scalp crying out for dear life, I`m sure those tight multicolor braids is hurting her head. Well i say lets grab a chain and tie it through the holes of her hair and drag her to the nearest car wash because i will not stand for this type of ratchetness.

Innocent or Guilty?:  Guilty! I feel the roller-coaster rush already!

Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to shaving off the side of her head, and go to fashion classes to teach her how to dress. she is also required to do 24 hour garbage duty so she knows what she used to look like.


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