Larry loved vikings and Jennifer Lopez so he created this sculpture to try and put the two together. To describe this sculpture i would call it Axe Head of the Lopez. It resembles the looks of a perfect model mixed with a buffalo. Larry is finally being recognized for his great art and has won 7 awards for his work. Jennifer is trying to sue him for deformation of character. Jennifer is asking for 50,000 dollars for damaging her image. Will she get her money? Probably not. Does she deserve the money? Hell Yes!
Innocent or Guilty?: Innocent! Larry was just feeling inspired!
Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to being tossed in the garbage never to be found again.
The Ratchet Review 
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