Ratchet Hair Violation #66

3 Mar


I know you thought you had a bad hair day but you haven’t met Joe-bob. Joe-bob thought it was just going to be another amazing day but once he went outside his hair and a reaction. The WEE-wee shampoo he bought from the dollar store had contained a strange shattering chemical. One this mixed with the air his hair sprung up like a horny shark. He continues to walk about looking like modern aged dinosaur. Joe-bob is just a typical cheap guy who wanted good hair for low low low low price and this is what happened. Learn from Joe-bob don’t be cheap to your hair.

Innocent or Guilty?:  Innocent! He didn’t have enough money for brand name!

Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to working in the deserts of Arabia where he will catch sand spiders and harvest cactus.

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