Ratchet Hair Violation #69

4 Mar


Well it seems the girl from the horror move The Ring is not dead after all. Zing-she is experimenting at her Photo shoot today. Zing-She is a world famous K-pop star and is doing a photo shoot for vanity fair. Zing-She thought she could mix horror with suspense and a little crazy. She said she was inspired by gaga but i beg to differ. Zing-She had just been nominated for 2013 Best Halloween Costume Mask. This photo has been circulating tabloids for days and she has been called a Gorilla, lash worm, hairy doughnut, donkey eyes and even weave lashes. Zing-She will be forever remember as the first to attempt weave lashes and hopefully the last.

Innocent or Guilty?:  Guilty! Zing-She’s career is now swamp shit sushi!

Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to hiding in the wood with Bigfoot and the big bad wolf. We wish Zing-She the best in these scary woods, or do we?


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