Either this kid has money to buy weave and look like a baby barney or her ratchet mother or father put in her tracks to embarrass her. Little Pinky here look very happy this her first time doing her hair, she is going to johnnies birthday party and wants to look nice. Her mom has already taught her how to lure a man in. Shes gonna wear her Dora shoes because she ready to explore his toy box, literally. Have fun at the party Pinky but your hair still look like a drag queen squirrel.
Innocent or Guilty?: Innocent. Ratchet parents are to blame.
Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to having a play date with Suri cruise so she can get a lesson on style.
Tags: brithday, cruise, dora, explorer, jonny, lur, ratchet, squirrel, suri, toy box, violation