Top 60 Ratchet Names

What will the world come up with next?

Ratchet Girl Anthem

1st lyrics – OMG what do she have on
she ratchet
her lace front is all wrong
cause she ratchet

“Jesus loves yo…

“Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.” – unknown

True Tea of the Day

Ratchet Hair Violation #14

Description

Did she use bird shit to moisturize her hair this morning? Girl was too busy smoking to realize she put the wrong moisturizer in her head. Looking past the run down make up, the angry face, and the dog chain around her neck she doesn’t look half bad. if only people took more pride in how they dress themselves the world would be a much better place.

Innocent or Guilty?:  Innocent! She grabbed the bird shit by accident.

Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to getting  a makeover, a trip to a rehab center and to investing in some real eyeshadow.

Ratchet Hair Violation #13

Description

It seems the old school power-puff girls have reunited once again. There is just too much ratchetness in this picture. There is the girl who looks like she sleeps with a wind tunnel by her bedside, the one who still thinks she is 5 years old, the one imitating  a peacock, the other imitating a rooster, and the other just doing ridiculous 2 star rated “model” poses. I hope the reunion was fun because they all need to rethink what They are wearing.

Innocent or Guilty?:  Guilty! An overload of Ratchet!

Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to staring in the real housewives of ratchet city.

Ratchet Memes #6

Ratchet Hair Violation #12

Description

I never thought I would see the day when lady gaga and a monkey baby daddy would have a child. This man thinks its okay to rip the rainbow to pieces and glue them into his weave. He is clearly blind because he came outside with this ice cream swirls, and rainbow sprinkle weave. Why do people continue to do such things? When will they learn do not make Nicki Minaj you idol.

Innocent or Guilty?:  Guilty! I need sunglasses for how bright his weave is.

Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to traveling around the country as a new spices of monkey to be displayed for 12 hours a day.

Ratchet Hair Violation #11

Description

I think pac-man now had some new levels to play on. This cross country road map of colors blend really well, if it wasn’t in her head. I do not like this style it just make me think of a rainbow snail. When will the ratchetness end? And who will be at the finish line of this woman head? All question will be answered next time on… Days of Our Ratchet Lives.

Innocent or Guilty?:  Guilty!

Sentence: This Ratchetness is sentence to playing video games 7 hours a day, eating peppers 3 times a day and drinking milk twice a day, because everyone who meets her will next some extra calcium to withstand the sight of this crap.

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